Diet (clietcoke) is more kawaii than the icons on my blog hehh Hetalia: Axis Powers - England CooKieMoNsTeRrr.Nomnom

secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

poopflow:

the-little-house-of-morons:

Who’s ready for some kinky fuckin’ sex?

IM DELETING

poopflow:

the-little-house-of-morons:

Who’s ready for some kinky fuckin’ sex?

IM DELETING

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

tastefullyoffensive:

[charliebear26]

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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