Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself
*sees a dog*
*PETS a dog*
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
THAT’S JOSH PECK.
KNOW WHAT ELSE A “PECK” IS?
JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.
if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”
whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor