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erosgoldenstar:

Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

darebearlee:

barbiexklaus:

hecticsglow:

tomlensons:

tomlensons:

tomlensons:

plot twist: someone will kiss me at new years

plot twist: someone will kiss me under the mistletoe 

plot twist: someone will kiss me

plot twist: image

what

That was definitely a plot twist.

michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

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THAT’S JOSH PECK.

KNOW WHAT ELSE A “PECK” IS?

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A BOOB.

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JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.

whoredinarygirl:

if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”

17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

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